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Monday, October 19, 2009

201009.....he made me all giddy and excited

Benton Fuels Music

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on iTunes 20th October 2009

201009.....Definition to the term "Jonas Brothers" Part 2

Is the worst insult ever, worst ''music'' worst everything.

To suck, stink.

Girl1: Slut!!

Girl2: Jonas Brothers!!

Girl1: *gasp* *slap*

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201009.....Definition to the term "Jonas Brothers" Part 1

NSFW!
*contains gross words but LOL-worthy

Little parasites that hang on the ends of pubic hairs around the testicles and deliver venomous bites that turn the scrotum to mush.

Man #1: Ever get that feeling that you can't even feel your nuts?

Man #2: Um...no?

Man #1: Oh. Um, is that a bad thing then?

Man #2: I would think so.
Man #1: (feels down pants) Holy shit! My nuts are jelly!

Man #2: Seems like you've got the Jonas Brothers, my friend.

Man #1: Oh my god, how could this happen? I was so careful.

Man #2: Did you have sex with that Hannah Montana girl Miley Cyrus?

Man #1: Shit! She told me she was safe!

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201009.....Vitamin C

Perbualan 2 BFF

BFF 1: ko gi fly bile?
BFF 2: entah. patutnye bulan 2 next year. tapi tak tau la. exam dah la bulan 11. elak tak boleh jawab jerk.
BFF 1: boleh punye. ko kan pandai.
BFF 2: harap boleh arr. yang penting aku nak keluar dari maktab tu. macam neraka. rules mengalahkan sekolah ****.
BFF 1: aku tau memang dari kecik ko nak belajar oversea.
BFF 2: tau pun. ko memang BFF aku.
BFF 1: dari tadika kot.

hahaha :/